
1. Never make your daughter do all the chores while you go to a ball.
2. Never tell your daughter you're ashamed of her, unless she steals your armor and goes off to war.
3. Never invent so many stupid things that you end up getting stranded and locked in a beast's castle, forcing you to sell your daughter for your own freedom.

5. Never betrothe your daughter to anyone named "Jafar." "Jeffrey" is ok, but still questionable.
I bet my hubby could have gone on and on but these made my day yesterday so I thought I'd share them. It is quite fabulous to be married to a man who can make me laugh every day. Thanks for the silliness babe :)
4 comments:
Wait Joe made those up right? Or was there really a section on parenting tips? Sounds like you guys are on the right track so far to parenting a princess! he he he
I will definitely be on guard for any future boyfriends Maddie might bring home named Jafar. And when she steals our armor to sneak off to the war, I will try to be grateful for her willingness to serve our country. Oh the joys of raising a true princess!
Tell Joe that I appreciate his parenting tips :-).
Funny Joe, I love his humor! Having had 3 princesses, I can say he was very perceptive. Sherm especially was against "J" named boyfriends, particularly if they could sing, but he came around.
those are awesome. Did Joe have to watch those at work to remember? I can't even remember where jafar is from....hmm I'm guessing aladdin.
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